- Equation of Transition -

Ade masa ke nak blog?

Good question eh?

Takda masa la... I'm typing this at 4:24am, itupun kebetulan my insomnia hits. All i had was tea - could tea be my caffeine? Hahaha... Beats me! (Dush! Dush!)

Right now at the top of my is is - ada 4 lagi assignments that i need to finish. that's if i count them right (entah2 ada 5 kot, but mesti la tolak satu kan since i finished one just at 3am tadi?).

Speaking of which, kenapa my coursemate (who is supposedly to be 'close' to me) didn't tell me about the equation inserter? adakah sebab dia memang tidak tahu ataupun dia saja mahu simpan sedikit markah untuk dirinya sendiri?

Yes people, in this age of IT i almost did the millenium's taboo - i was just about to make up my mind that assignment statistic itu harus dihantar saja walaupun bertulisan tangan. Namun begitu terfikir la jugak; tak ke hina kalau semua orang taip pakai komputer (which, according to my friend, is exactly what is happening)? ME, if i made up my mind about something, i'd just do it. no amount of persuasion would change my stone-hard-rock resolution.

Actually, it just takes the right person ;)

So before making a big mistake (kalau dah decide mesti laa dah terus buat kan?) i pinged my good friend lynkin, who convinced me that EVERYTHING is typed nowadays (dammit, that's my point!) and there is (ADA benda tu) this thing that could induce the maths formula to appear on the screen. WHAT?

Oh yeah, dulu masa degree maths assignment pakai tulis tangan je, sebab (kononnyaaa) PC dah berat dan hard disk pun dah tak cukup2 sebab penuh dek CAD dan 3D rendering.

So shawn saved the day, even in her state of mengantuk-ness. Thanx Shawnzie! :)

Kippo sedang kepanasan (i.e. 'on heat'), maka dua tiga hari ni kompemlah pening kepala. Nak neuter tapi tak dapat pegi gov clinic coz it's too far away. Kat Kebun Teh! Minyak RM20, tapi perkara yang nak dibuatnya RM10 je harganya. atooii..!!!

Nak tido! HA... but i really do prefer sleeping in (besok boleh sleep in!).

I guess this flu is taking it's toll on me ^_~ jomla tido jom jom cuba jom!

Nitey nite!                                                                                                                                                                                                NAk kEk ni!

Equation to Transition

What is the equation?

I suppose when you find the equation, you'd have found the answer. I have not yet managed to do so. A few things are in place now, but some things are still hanging in the balance.

What I do know is, the equation is not E=mc²... It's much more complicated than that.  That's why it is kind of difficut to explain it.  Often, it is sort of frustrating when people just don't understand that you're dealing with some kind of jumbled up mess that will take you some time to sort them out.  In the end, you can only hope and pray for that person's consideration, and pray that they remember their words to understand and to be patient.

I've been asked to join the swimming team.  Quite hilarious I guess, considering the fact that I've only been swimming for about 2 years (maybe less, if you count the days I actually swim in water).  Did I say yes?  I did.  Probably it was the whole absurdity of the fact that I may/can/will compete against the others that caught me off-guard, that all I'm able to say was YES.  Well, they probably changed their mind when I join them for practice anyway.

Still, I can always use the workout (and the free swimming pool entry). So even if I'm not on the team, I'd probably still join them for practice. Maybe then I can honestly claim that I've been swimming for two solid years. Hahha...

I'm going to meet a friend and catch up sometime this week.  Need to borrow a digital camera. 

Slogan *Play Time*

Just stumble upon this link - dah basi kot, but it's still funny as hell :D

Here's some of my favourite ;)

K^^^^ Prevents That Sinking Feeling. - what I'd wear on my shirt ^_^

No K^^^^, No Comment. - What K wud wear on his shirt :-P

There's More Than One Way To Eat A P'zah. - Hehe >:D Who wants to eat a P'zah?

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says P'zah. - wut I wud give my K to wear hehehee

Do You Have The Doofy Inside? - You have it, I have it!

Leave the Doofy to Us. - coz you really can't leave the doofus alone. Trust me.

Gotta Lotta Lynkin. - But not lately, she's so busy nowadays...

The Lynkin That Likes To Say Yes. - Definitely not the 1 i have :-P

The Good Hana Kids Go For. - Hehe... perfect on the favourite aunty's shirt ^_^

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Hana. - wut Hana's K shirt should say?

There's First Love, and There's Baiti Love. - Hehe, dat's right. Baiti Love!
                                                                  Everyone  need some Baiti Love :B

Why Can't Everything Orange Be Baiti? - Kan best?! :D

For The Kathy You Don't Yet Know. - For Mr. X She Doesn't yet know ehehe

A Kathy Is Forever. - Damn Right!

Don't Leave Home Without Farah. - What the t-shirt I'd give his Padi wud say

Just One Farah - Give It To Me! - the t-shirt Padi is likely to wear (LOL!)

Boy, wasn't that fun! Need more fun? Go watch Transformers, I'd say it's a five over five (5/5) stars material. Seriously.

credit to : http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Prayers

I haven’t been updating my blog for a while. Same as some of my friends. I’m in a really unstable place right now. When you’re in transition, it kind of feels adventurous since you never know what’s going to happen. On the other hand, it’s a bit hard to definitely decide since the uncertainty is there.

 
But you decide anyway, and hope that your plans will not be ruined. That is when your ability to be innovative and flexible will come to light.

 
Hopefully things will settle down by the end of July. I’m looking forward to the next phase of time, and hope that more great wonderful things will happen.

 

As of now, I have some thing in mind that I’d like to see happen in some time in the future.  

 

Dear Allah,

Please give me wisdom to persevere through you challenges.

Please grant me more skill to overcome my problems.

Please  make me a better person so that things will be easier.

 Aamin.

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The glossy package

  very small, dont take up any space at all

2 shades of blusher, with brush

  6 shades of eye-shadow

two tiered pallets

They are priced at RM26 each, but if you buy more than 1 then they'll be RM25 each ;) i can arrange for delivery (payment must be made via Maybank2u.com) at the charge of RM4, but for purchases of more than 4 nos - you get free delivery!

Contact me to order (just send me a msg to my frenster). COD is welcome too!FYI, i have about 10 with me at the moment.

It's really nice and long lasting - i am wearing it now, and i love it!

 

Something New

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.  ~Anatole France

A change to celebrate a change. From this day onwards, I shall try to provide a more 'matured' feel to this blog. Migrating to wordpress or blogspot did cross my mind a few times, but I dislike signing up for too many accounts for too many purposes on the internet. Mainly because I do not have a specific system to remember passwords, username, and I tend to come up with a different u/name and p/w or every other account, and then I forgot the combination. I really don't think that using the same u/name and p/w for every online account; that's an open attack to my e-banking.

Here are a few things I'd like to change for myself :-

1) Less procrastination

2) Less sleeping

3) More productivity

4) More creativity

5) Less inches on the thigh

6) Smaller/Sexier tummy

7) More workout

8) Less indulgence

9) More confidence

10) More Awareness

Yes, I suppose it sounded a bit serious. I'm more matured now, remember?

HR jokes

Shawn - great idea!!! :D

 

TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing.

2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That greatly aids my efficiency.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me. I might need to learn how to function as a paraplegic in future and opening doors is good training.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. If fact, save them until the job is almost done.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life.

12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate.

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An old occupation

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

- Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

- Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

- Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

- Old investors never die, they just roll over.

- Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

- Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

- Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

- Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

- Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

- Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

- Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

- Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

- Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

- Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

- Old students never die, they just get degraded.

- Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

Day Off, a Boss's Perspective

So, you want the day off?

Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks a year in which you already get 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving 1 days available. You spend 30 minutes a day on a coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With one Hour for lunch period each day you use up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available to work. You normally spend 2 days a year for sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 2 weeks off for vacation per year. This only leaves 1 day available for work.

And I'll be darned if you're going to take that day off!!

Lough Out Loud

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.

After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

 

 

An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?"

"Well," the second engineering student says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this georgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'."

The other engineering student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

 

 

Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.

One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.

Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingeniuos.

"No," the third student said "your both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"

An engineer, a mathmatician and an arts graduate were given the task of finding the height of a church steeple (the first to get the correct solution wins a $1000).

The engineer tried to remember things about differential pressures, but resorted to climbing the steeple and lowering a string on a plumb bob until it touched the ground and then climbed down and measured the length of the string.

The Mathematician layed out a reference line, measured the angle to the top of the steeple from both ends and worked out the height by trigonometry.

However, the arts graduate won the prize. He bought the vicar a beer in the local pub and he told him how high the church steeple was.

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Just a joke to spice up your friday ^_^ more engineers joke coming up (please... I google up architect jokes and they give me engineer's. Figure that out).

Friend of Foe

 

1. friend n 1.      so. whom one knows well, intimate, kawan; (rather fml)      sahabat: he has always been a loyal ~ to me, dia selalu menjadi      kawan setia saya; 2. acquaintance, rakan, kawan, teman; (liter.      or dated) taulan, handai; (collectively) sahabat handai, handai      taulan: her ~s came from all over the country to attend her wedding,      rakan-rakannya datang dr seluruh negeri utk menghadiri majlis      perkahwinannya; 3. patron, lover, peminat: ~s of the      theatre, peminat teater;
2. friend  4. supporter (of cause,      fight, party, etc) penyokong: he’s no ~ of our movement, dia      bukan penyokong gerakan kita; 5. st helpful, teman: diamonds      are a girl’s best ~, berlian ialah teman wanita yg paling rapat; 6.      person who is not an enemy, kawan: “who goes there? F~ or foe?”,      “siapa tu? Kawan atau lawan?”; 7. a. term used when addressing a      group of people, saudara sekalian, saudara-saudara; (colloq)      kawan-kawan, teman-teman;  

Source: Karyanet; DBP

 
Have you ever, one day, just sit and think about your friends?

Friends who you think are the closest and the ones who understand you most.

Friends who would go for miles for you.

Friends you would love to still be friends with but no longer can.

Friends who turned out to be enemies.

Friends who were forgotten but came back and became better friends.

Friends that you wish you do not have.

Friends that you wish understand just as much as you understand them.

Friends that hurts you most, friends that heal.

Friends that makes up for all the friends you wish you have, and

Friends that make you feel okay having just a handful of friends.

 
Doesn’t it feels funny when unexpectedly, someone whom you does not expect seem to think of you as a friend? And someone whom you expect to be a friend turns out to be unexpectedly unfriendly?

 
Some of the funny things in life that you can’t explain ^_~
 

To everyone I have called friends, you are still my friends. I don’t have a lot of friends, but you made me see that I don’t need as many. Sometimes finding out whom you can befriend and who wants to befriend you is a wonderful surprise.
 

“To the world, you may only be someone, but to someone, you may mean the world.”

 
So dear friends, if you’ve always felt that there’s a person out there who you want to be friend with, just say hi and give it a try. You’ll never know how far those selfless first-step may take you ^_^
 

Friendships Remain and Never Can End ~ except for the few crooked ones that should!

 

[ Jiwang Mode ] Far Away for Far Too Long

M.O.E these are for you ~~~

Di dalam keramaian aku masih merasa sepi …
Sendiri memikirkan kamu …
Kau genggam hatiku
Dan kau tuliskan namamu …
Kau tulis namamu …

Tubuhku … ada disini
Tetapi … tidak jiwaku
KOSONG yang hanya kurasakan …
Kau … telah tinggal di hatiku …

Kosong, by Dewa

My life
You electrify my life
Let's conspire to re-ignite
All the souls that would die just to feel alive

I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Starlight, by Muse

I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

Far Away, by Nickleback